Disclaimer: Fanfiction for fun, not for profit. Batman belongs to DC.
Word Count: 2,670
Summary: Damian hears about Babs’ occlumency-like mental prowess.
A/N: This is nothing but shamelessly fluffy fic to balance out Nothing Outside the March. Title borrowed from Shakespeare’s Hamlet.
Why then ‘tis none to you; for there is nothing good or bad, but thinking makes it so. To me, it is a prison.
-William Shakespeare; Hamlet
“Brown is an insufferable nuisance.”
Dick nods absently as he contemplates the coffee-maker. It has it out for him, and villainously withholds his precious caffeine. Intimidation will not work here, and calling for Alfred would be cheating.
Groaning, Dick starts pressing random buttons. Why won’t the machine surrender the liquid of everything that is good and righteous in the world? Doesn’t it understand that he … is … Batman?
Because I keep seeing that fanart of Bruce sleeping with bb!Damian :)